Golf Club
Shloyme Silberstein has become rich and wants to show off. So he
orders his driver to drive him to this new exclusive golf club
with his new Cadillac. But unfortunately a sign at the door
unmistakably states that Jews are not permitted access. So the
driver wants to return, but not Shloyme!
Shloyme says: "Wait here for me."
His driver responds: "But don't you see the sign, they will kick you
out immediately!"
Shloyme : "But I don't have to tell them I am Jewish." And he
leaves for the gate.
So the driver waits... One hour... two hours... three hours...
Indeed, finally after three and a half hours Shloyme is kicked out by
two body-builder type guardsmen.
The driver asks: "What happened?"
Shloyme answers: "Everything was fine until we played hole number
eight! Accidentally I shot my ball into one of these ponds. I
shouted: 'Oh, my G-d, what shall I do now?' And then the waters
separated and everybody knew..."