JCN's Top 12 Rudolph Giuliani gestures to please Jewish voters
Inducts NYPD policemen on Mount Massada
Changes name to Rudy Golan
Recognizes Likud as the legitimate representative of the Israeli
people
Suspends alternate side of the street parking for Tu Bishvat
Promises job of schools chancellor to Shas, the ultra-Orthodox
Israeli party
Renames Washington Square to Baruch Goldstein Square (corner of
Waverly and Kahane)
Poses nude for Tikkun magazine
Dips the Big Apple in honey in Times Square on New Year's Eve
Institutes mandatory moment of kvetching in Public Schools
Changes name of city to Nu York
Bans Wagner from Lincoln Center concerts
Refuses to shake wife's hand because she's married to a gentile
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