To Err is Human ...


So the Synagogue got really fed up with its Rabbi. The Executive Committee
met and none-too-reluctantly, concluded that they'd have to let him go.
Trouble was - who'd want to take him - especially if it got out that he'd
been fired?

So the Executive Committee decided to give him a glowing letter of
recommendation. It compared the Rabbi to Shakespeare, Moses and even G-d
Himself. The recommendation was so warm that within six weeks the Rabbi
succeeded in securing himself a pulpit in a major upwardly-mobile
Synagogue 500 miles away, at twice his original salary and with three
junior Rabbis working under him.

Needless to say, in a couple of months the Rabbi's new employers began to
observe some of his imperfections. The President of the Rabbi's new pulpit
angrily called the President of the old Synagogue charging "We employed
this man mostly on the basis of your recommendation. How could you
possibly compare him to Shakespeare, Moses and even G-d Himself, when he
can't string together a correct sentence in English, when his knowledge
of Hebrew is worse than mine and that on top of everything else, he's a
liar, a cheat and an all-round low-life ?"

"Simple," answered his colleague. "Like Shakespeare he has no Hebrew or
Jewish knowledge. Like Moses, he can't speak English, and like G-d
Himself - 'Er is nisht kan mentch (He's not a human being!)."