It's All In the Bible
Q. Where is an American automobile mentioned in the Bible?
A. Num. 31:1 - vayishb mimmenu Chevy.
Q. Where is a flat tire mentioned in the Bible?
A. Ps. 146:7 - tetze' rucho yashuv le-'admato
Q. Where is the State Lottery mentioned in the Bible?
A. Ps. 91:7-8 - Yippol mitzidkha 'elef urevavah miyminekha,
'elekha lo yiggash.
Raq be-'eynekha tabbit veshilummat resha'im tir'eh.