Ancestors
An American, an Englishman an Israeli were indulging in a bit of
boasting.
The American said, "One of my ancestors signed the Declaration of
Independence."
The Englishman spoke up and said, "That's nothing--one of my
ancestors was present at the signign fo the Magna Carta."
The Israeli just said, "You think that is something? Remember one of
my ancestors drew up the Ten Commandments."