Yet More Differences Between the "Sects" of Judaism
A priest has no money to pay the cabbie, who is Jewish,
so he gives him his medallion.
Cabbie goes to Orthodox Rabbi: "Rabbi, please make a
b'rucha over my medallion"
Orthodox Rabbi: "What's a medallion?"
Cabbie to Conservative Rabbi: "Rabbi, please make a
b'rucha over my medallion"
Conservative Rabbi: "What's a medallion?"
Cabbie to Reform Rabbi: "Rabbi, please make a
b'rucha over my medallion"
Reform Rabbi: "What's a b'rucha?"
(For the non-Jews among us, a b'rucha is a blessing)