Keeping Up With Rabbi Jones
A priest and a rabbi lived next door to each other.
Whatever one did, the other had to do better.
The priest got a new lawn mower.
The rabbi got a new riding lawn mower.
The priest got a satellite dish.
The rabbi got a motorized one.
The priest bought a Mercedes.
The rabbi bought a Rolls-Royce.
The priest stood in front of his Mercedes, sprinkled
holy water on it, and blessed it.
The rabbi cut six inches off the Rolls' exhaust pipe.