Gentile Jokes
A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says: "This is a very fine jacket.
How much is it?"
The salesman says: "It's $500."
The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it."
A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you 're expecting me for
dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I can't make it."
His mother says: "OK."
Two Gentiles meet on the street.
The first one says, "You own your
own business, don't you? How's it doing?"
The other Gentile says, "Just great! Thanks for asking."