Three Chairs For the Reform
The Orthodox Rav met three members on a Reform congregation on the golf course and invites them to come to his shul on Shabbos. One hour after morning prayers began they show up. All the sets are filled.
Already several men were seated on folding chairs. The Rav whispers to the nearest man Yaakov, "Please get three chairs for my reform friends in the back."
Yaakov is hard of hearing so he leaned closer and said, "I beg your pardon Rav?"
The Rav repeated his request, "Get three chairs for my reform friends in the back." repeated the minister.
Yaakov was still puzzled but the service was just finishing so he went to the front of the shul and loudly announced, "The Rav says, 'Give Three cheers for my Reform Friends in the back!'"