Why Not Pork?
The main course at the big civic dinner was baked ham with glazed sweet
potatoes. Rabbi Cohen regretfully shook his head when the platter was
passed to him.
"When," scolded Father Kelly playfully, "are you going to forget that
silly rule of yours and eat ham like the rest of us?"
Without skipping a beat, Rabbi Cohen replied "At your wedding reception,
Father Kelly."