G'lilah
True story: Yesterday in shul a young mother volunterred for g'lilah.
When it was time, they called for the gollelet to come forward. Embarassed,
she responded from her seat on the floor,"Sorry, I've got a sleeping baby on
my lap. . . Could someone else possibly do the honor?"
To which someone else in the congregation called out, "Do we have a spare
tire [tie-er] here?!"