Conversion Dilemma
A Jewish man goes and visits a Rabbi about a personal concern of his.
"Rabbi," he says, "I am so upset about my son, I don't know what to do.  I 
raised him a good Jew, taught him the Torah, and instructed him about the 
Sabbath.  Well, I just learned at this last Passover that he converted to 
Catholicism.  Please tell me what I should do to reason him!"
The Rabbi answers: "Funny you should mention this.  The exact same thing 
happened to my son.  I taught him everything I know to make him follow in 
my footsteps and become a good Rabbi like me, and the next thing I know, he 
converted to Catholicism and became a Priest!  I truly don't know what to 
tell you:  maybe we should ask Yahweh for some insights."
To two men started praying:
"Yahweh, G-d almighty, Creator of the Universe, please come to our rescue.  
Our firstborn sons have converted to Catholicism!  What should we do?"
A thundering voice responds: "WELL, TELL ME ABOUT IT!!"