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From: Doug Honea (Doug5859@AOL.COM)
Subject:JOKE-CLEAN: A Boat Story
Date: Sun, 17 Dec 1995 20:11:35 -0500

There were two identical twin brothers by the name of Jones. John was
married but Joe, the other brother, was single and the owner of a small
dilapidated boat.

It happened that the same day that John's wife died, Joe's boat sank. A
kind old lady met Joe on the street and, mistaking him for his brother
John, said, "Oh, Mr. Jones, I'm sorry to hear of your great loss. You must
feel terrible." Joe said, "Well, I'm not a bit sorry. She was rotten from
the start. Her bottom was all chewed up; she smelled of old fish even from
the first time I got on her. She made water faster than anything I ever
saw. She had a bad hole in the front, and a big crack in the back. The hole
kept getting bigger every time I used her. It got so I could handle her all
right, but when anyone else used her, she leaked all over the place.

"What finished her, though, was four guys from the other side of town came
over looking for a good time. They asked if they could use her and I rented
her, but warned them that she wasn't too hot. But they insisted that they
would like to give her a try. The result was that the crazy fools all tried
to get into her at once. The strain was too much for her, she cracked right
down the middle."

The old lady fainted.
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