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Subject: JOKE-RATED: The last 10 things any woman/man would ever say:
From: John Griffith (JG@NREC.COM)
Date: Tue, 15 Aug 1995 13:28:57 -0400

Here's something I got from a friend:

THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being
friends.

9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me.

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.

6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are
just too cute.

5. This diamond is way too big.

4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!

2. Does this make my butt look too small?

1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY:

10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Her tits are just too big.

6. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.

4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.

3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold
your purse.

2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch "Murphy Brown."

1. I think we're lost. We better pull over and ask for directions.
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