Whenever your kids (or your friend's kids in this case), are out of
control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's
omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven and
earth, God created Adam and Eve. The first thing he said was, "Don't".
Mp> "Don't what?" Adam replied. Mp> "Don't eat the forbidden fruit,"
God said.

Forbidden fruit? We've got forbidden fruit? "Hey, Eve, we've got
forbidden fruit!"

"No way!"

"Way!"

"Don't eat that fruit!" said God.

"Why?"

"Because I'm your father and I said so!" said God, wondering why he
hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw his kids having an apple break and was
very angry. "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.

"Uh huh, " said Adam.

"Then why did you?"

"I dunno," Eve answered.

"She started it!" Adam shouted.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and
Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it
has never changed. If God had trouble handling children, what makes
you think it would be a piece of cake for you??
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