From: vines@iconnect.net

A woman in her 30's was taking her mother, who was in her 50's to the
gynocologist. After dropping her mother off, she and her daughter ran a few
errands, then returned to the doctor.

While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor remarked,
"Don't we look pretty today", as he performed his examination. The lady was
quite shocked, but said nothing.

When her daughter picked her up, she was quite upset. The following
conversation ensued:

Mother: Do you know what that doctor said to me? He said, "Don't we look
pretty today", while he was looking between my legs! Do you think that was
appropriate?

Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn't referring to your hairstyle or
something?

Mother: Well, it still wasn't appropriate or professional. I wonder if it
could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think?

Daughter: I don't know. We're you embarassed?

Mother: I was very embarassed. I used some of your FDS this morning, and he
may have smelled that, but I still don't think he should have commented!

Daughter: I don't have any FDS.

Mother: Why, sure you do! In the blue can that was on back of the toilet. I
used some before the appointment...

Granddaughter: That's my Barbie Golden Glitter Hair Spray!
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