From: robertc@sco.com (Robert Chansky)
Subject:"adaptation" of cheesy happy-face message sent to our upbeat alias
Date: 26 Jun 91 10:30:03 GMT

> This message was originally sent to the "upbeat" alias here at work.
> As you can guess, upbeat is the repository for this sort of thing,
> and as such it draws some amount of abuse. This is a particularly
> good reply to one of the cheesier messages.
> original message by: dierdre@sco.com
> -Robert Chansky

A good fuck costs nothing, but gives much. It reaches those who receive
without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory
sometimes lasts a lifetime. None is so rich or mighty that he can get along
without it, and none is so poor but that he can be made richer by it. A
good fuck creates happiness in the home, fosters goodwill in business, and
is the countersign of friendship. It brings rest to the weary, cheer to the
discouraged. A good fuck is sunshine to the sad, and is nature's best
antidote for trouble.

Yet, it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is of no
value to anyone until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give
you a good fuck. Give them one of yours, as none needs a good fuck so such
as he who has no more to give.

Have a good weekend.....
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