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THE ^ BILL OF RIGHTS

Nearly everything has changed in the United States since the Bill of Rights
was written and adopted. We still see the original words when we read those
first 10 Amendments to the Constitution, yet the meaning is vastly
different now.

And no wonder. We've gone from a country of a few million to a few hundred
million. The nation's desire to band together was replaced by revulsion of
togetherness. We exchanged a birthright of justice for a magic bullet, and
replaced the Pioneer Spirit with the Pioneer Stereo.

We're not the people who founded this country and our Bill of Rights should
reflect this. As we approach the 21st Century, it's time to bring the
wording up to date showing what we are and who we are.

AMENDMENT I

Congress shall make no law establishing religion, but shall act as if it
did; and shall make no laws abridging the freedom of speech, unless such
speech can be construed as "commercial speech" or "irresponsible speech" or
"offensive speech;" or shall abridge the right of the people to peaceably
assemble where and when permitted; or shall abridge the right to petition
the government for a redress of grievances, under proper procedures.

It shall be unlawful to cry "Fire!" in a theatre occupied by three or more
persons, unless such persons shall belong to a class declared Protected by
one or more divisions of Federal, State or Local government, in which case
the number of persons shall be one or more.

AMENDMENT II

A well-regulated military force shall be maintained under control of the
President, and no political entity within the United States shall maintain
a military force beyond Presidential control. The right of the people to
keep and bear arms shall be determined by the Congress and the States and
the Cities and the Counties and the Towns (and someone named Fred.)

AMENDMENT III

No soldier shall, in time of peace, be quartered in any house without the
consent of the owner, unless such house is believed to have been used, or
believed may be used, for some purpose contrary to law or public policy.

AMENDMENT IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and
effects against unreasonable searches and seizures may not be suspended
except to protect public welfare. Any place or conveyance shall be subject
to search by law enforcement forces of any political entity, and any such
places or conveyances, or any property within them, may be confiscated
without judicial proceeding if believed to be used in a manner contrary to
law.

AMENDMENT V

Any person may be held to answer for a crime of any kind upon any suspicion
whatever; and may be put in jeopardy of life or liberty by the state
courts, by the federal judiciary, and while incarcerated; and may be
compelled to be a witness against himself by the forced submission of his
body or any portion thereof, and by testimony in proceedings excluding
actual trial. Private property forfeited under judicial process shall
become the exclusive property of the judicial authority and shall be immune
from seizure by injured parties.

AMENDMENT VI

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to avoid
prosecution by exhausting the legal process and its practitioners. Failure
to succeed shall result in speedy plea-bargaining resulting in lesser
charges. Convicted persons shall be entitled to appeal until sentence is
completed. It shall be unlawful to bar or deter an incompetent person from
service on a jury.

AMENDMENT VII

In civil suits, where a contesting party is a person whose private life may
interest the public, the right of trial in the Press shall not be abridged.

AMENDMENT VIII

Sufficient bail may be required to ensure that dangerous persons remain in
custody pending trial. There shall be no right of the public to be afforded
protection from dangerous persons, and such protection shall be dependent
upon incarceration facilities available.

AMENDMENT IX

The enumeration in The Constitution of certain rights shall be construed to
deny or discourage others which may from time to time be extended by the
branches of Federal, State or Local government, unless such rights shall
themselves become enacted by Amendment.

AMENDMENT X

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution shall be
deemed to be powers residing in persons holding appointment therein through
the Civil Service, and may be delegated to the States and local Governments
as determined by the public interest. The public interest shall be
determined by the Civil Service.
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