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Top 10 Things Samuel L. Jackson Might Say When He Plays a Jedi Master in
the Upcoming Star Wars Movie:

10. "You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't
the motherfuckin' droids you're lookin' for."

9. "Well, womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I would never know,
'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."

8. "This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively
have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room, accept no
substitutes."

7. "If Obi-Wan's ass ain't home I don't know what the fuck we're gonna
do, 'cause I ain't got no other partners on Tatooine."

6. "Feel the force, motherfucker."

5. "You sendin' the Fett? Sheeeyit, Hutt, that's all you had to say."

4. "Yeah, Chewie Rocky Horror has a hair problem. What's the brother
gonna do: he's a Wookie."

3. "Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

2. "�What' ain't no planet I ever heard of. They speak Bocce on What?"

1. " Hand me my lightsaber. It's the one that says �Bad Mother Fucker' on
it."
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