Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an
Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third was a Chemist, the
fourth was a Government Worker.

To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff."

T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty
smart.

But the Accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and
said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff."

Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He
divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was
good.

But the Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said,
"Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a
10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without
spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.

Then the three men turned to the DC Government Worker and said, "What can
your dog do?"

The DC Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your
stuff."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on
the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his
back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working
conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation and went home on sick leave.
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