From: Vincent Hancock (vhancock@southwind.net)
You know you're a Republican when...
* You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
* You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"
* You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were
just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.
* You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic
minority here) friend"
* You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to
welfare.
* You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
* You think Huey Newton is a cookie.
* The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck,
they're richer than you.
* You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.
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Who were the Beta Testers for Preparations A through G???
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