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SPARROW

If You Are Unhappy

Once upon a time there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly
south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he
reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his
wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by
and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But
the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to
breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and, hearing the
chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found
the chirping bird, and promptly ate him.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY

1) Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.

2) Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.

3) And if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.
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