From: Song Weaver (julie@DRYCAS.CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU)
Subject: FW: Borg Barbie

The Mattel Toy company, in conjunction with Paramount Studios,
announces the newest release in the "Barbie" line, "Borg Barbie."
Created as an offshoot of the Classic Trek Barbie and Ken line, Borg
Barbie features the fun of Barbie and the excitement of the fabulously
successful Star Trek (tm) films and television programs.

Borg Barbie comes with a complete Borg suit and SHE TALKS!!! Watch
your children marvel as Borg Barbie says phrases like, "Assimilation
is Hard," "Let's accessorize our implants," "Your shopping mall WILL
service the Borg," and "Let's absorb some cultures!"

Recognizing a long-time deficiency in the Ken product, Mattel is
releasing its new, "Assimilated Ken," with a complete line of
attachments and accessories. Assimilated Ken comes "fully functional
and versed in multiple techniques," to give your kids hours of
enjoyment.

The Borg Barbie line includes the new Shuttlecraft that converts into
a Borg Cube. The Borg Cube configuration features slots to insert
Barbie, Ken, and the new "Modified Midge" and "Cyber Skipper" dolls.
Join all four to create an invincible Barbie Collective that says, "We
are Barbie of Borg. Resistance is Futile. You WILL buy accessories for
US."
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