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Subject: [comp.sys.mac.misc,...] COMPUTER MODEL NAMES WE'LL NEVER SEE
Date: 2 Aug 1995 00:21:07 -0400
From: dsf3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (David Salvador Flores)

JFR wrote:
><> Not even taking into account the fact that "viri" is not the recognised

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>That virii thing sounds like a new mac model (the virii 130LC ?).

Geez, I sure hope Apple desn't hire you to do marketing. Can you imagine a
worse name for a computer than the "Apple Virus 130LC."

Here are a few I've tried to come up with:

* The DEC Dataloss 300SE
* The Compaq Lockup 90
* The Gateway HeavyWeight LC, Ultralite Notebok PC
* The IBM HAL 9000
* Il Olivetti Obsoletto DX
* The Dell Why not just admit that you're blowing $3700 on this thing
just to play _Navy Fighters_ in hi-res, Pentium LXI.*

*included free with purchase: Broderbund's _Honey I can explain_, an
exciting new CD ROM adventure game in which Gerry Gadget Freak tries to
justify his newest computer purchase to his wife. Guide Gerry through many
a spine tingling adventure as he tries to save his crumbling marriage. But
hurry the clock's ticking!
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