Meals on Wheels

One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the
Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat "you lived a good life and if there
is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me
know". The cat thinks for a moment and says "Lord, all my life I have lived
with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops
the cat and says "say no more" and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later 6 mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to
heaven. Again there is the Lord there to great them with the same offer.
The mice answer "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run
from cats, dogs and even women with brooms. We are tired of running. Do you
think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?" The
Lord says "say no more" and fits each mouse with a beautiful pair of roller
skates.

About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing
on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things
since you are here?" The cat stretches and yawns and replies "It is
wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those Meals On
Wheels you have been sending by are the best!!!"

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