HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may
grow out of?

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of
others of the same sex?

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible
that all you need is a good gay lover?

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or
roommates know?

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be
who you are and keep it quiet?

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

9. Why do heterosexuals fell so compelled to introduce others to their
lifestyle?

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you
consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know
how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is
spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships between heterosexuals?

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest of sexually transmitted
disease. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle
and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

14. How can you expect to become a whole person if you limit yourself to
compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race
survive if everyone were heterosexual?

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you
feel that (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of
his/her own orientation?

17. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been
developed that might enable you change if you really want to. Have you ever
considered aversion therapy?

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems
(s)he would face?
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