From: wayne@tenor.clarinet.com (Wayne Davison)
Date: Sun, 6 Aug 95 3:20:01 EDT
Keywords: topical, chuckle, computers

[I got this from my brother who got it from somebody at work.]

If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of
publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of
the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably
believe it. Could it be?

Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of
Nazareth:

Jesus Windows 95
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Said, "Surely I come quickly." | Has been promised "any day
now."

Is taking a lot longer to actually | Is taking a lot longer to
arrive actually arrive.

Can walk on water. | Can crawl on a 486.

Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.| Will be used to judge Bill
Gates.

Bible says, "In Him, all things are | Windows 95 doesn't even
possible." run all possible Windows
apps.

Started life as a carpenter. | Turns perfectly good
computers into furniture.

Born in a manger. | Resembles something found
in a barn.

Remembered for protecting the weak. | Has weak memory
protection.

Was raised from the dead. | Was created from Windows
3.1.

Jesus performed great works for | Windows 95 multitasking
the multitudes performance barely works.

Jesus has no sin. | Windows 95 has no shame.

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You decide.
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