[Editor's Note: This is another one from Scott Corliss and Craig Mclean,
who also wrote the Dogs vs. Women article.]

Books on Tape We Don't want to Hear

1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan

2. The Torah as read by Louis Farrakhan

3. The Koran as read by Sammy Davis Junior

4. The Bible as read by Madeleine Murray O'Hare

5. Walden as read by James Watt

6. The Anarchist's Cookbook as read by Theodore Kaczinsky

7. How To win Friends and Influence People as read by Dennis Rodman

8. Europe on $10 a Day as read by Steve Forbes

9. The Godfather as read by John Gotti

10. Mr. Boston's Bar Guide as read by Ted Kennedy

11. Heather has 2 Mommies as read by Jesse Helms

12. The Diary of Anne Frank as read by Jesse Jackson

13. The Physician's Desk Reference as read by Dr (sic) Jack Kevorkian

14. Catcher in the Rye as read by Mark Chapman

15. Uncle Tom's Cabin as read by George Wallace

16. The Penthouse Forum Letters as read by John Kennedy (A real John
Kennedy Forum Letter to Follow......)

17. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus as read by 2 Live Crew

18. The Cat in the Hat as read by BF Skinner

19. Where the Wild Things Are as read by Michael Jackson

20. A Rumor of War as read by Bill Clinton

21. Presumed Innocent as read by OJ Simpson

22. The Joy of Cooking as read by Karen Carpenter

23. Bridges of Madison County as read by Howard Stern

24. I'm Ok You're Ok as read by Rush Limbaugh

25. The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test as read by Bill Bennett

26. No One Gets Out of Here Alive as read by Kurt Cobain

27. Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail as read by Richard Nixon

28. Moby Dick as read by Jonah

29. The Pledge of Allegiance as read by Mahmud Abdul Rauf (Chris Jackson)

Here's one more from an associate of ours

Fear of Flying as read by Ron Brown
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[Another Editor's Note: Of course, I have a few of my own to add...these
are a lot of fun! --Tina]

Fahrenheit 451 as read by Senator Jim Exon

Crime and Punishment as read by OJ Simpson

The Scarlet Letter as read by Princess Diana

The Bill of Rights as read by Pat Buchanan

Diary of a Mad Housewife as read by Hillary Clinton
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From walker@wuacn.wustl.edu (Brad Walker):

Little Women as read by Anna Nicole Smith, Divine & RuPaul

Captains Courageous as read by

A Tale of Two Cities as read by Ed Koch and Giuliani
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From sdp@iserv.net (Steve Poling):

The Gulag Archipelago as read by Josef Stalin

The Book of Virtues as read by William Jefferson Blythe Clinton

The Way Things Ought To Be as read by Hillary Rodham Clinton

Future Shock as read by Ted Kaczinsky

The Koran as read by Salman Rushdie

The Feminist Mystique as read by Phillis Schlafly

Black Like Me as read by Clarence Thomas

Roger and Me as read by Roger Smith

Why I am Not a Christian as read by St. Augustine

Feinmann's Lectures On Physics as read by Dan Quayle

The Joy of Cooking as read by Hannibal Lecter

The Lord of the Rings as read by Bill Gates
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From: julie@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu (Song Weaver)

Revelations as read by David Koresh

Black Like Me as read by David Duke

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest as read by Ross Perot

Catch-22 as read by any civil service worker

All the President's Men as read by Newt Gingrich

The Picture of Dorian Grey as read by Bob Dole

The Man Who Was Not a Man as read by George Bush
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From: Anna Doan-Woolfolk [churum@dakotacom.net]

Wok Cookery as read by George Bush

The Mangler as read by O.J. simpson
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From: aa114501@dasher.csd.sc.edu (Brian McCarty)

Romeo and Juliet as read by Senator Strom Thurmond

The Bell Curve as read by Congressman Charles Rangel

Clean and Sober as read by Washington Mayor Marian Barry

Who Killed JFK as read by Lyndon Johnson

Gone with the Wind as read by David Koresh

How to be a Model as read by Janet Reno

From Here to Eternity as read by Senator Strom Thurmond

The Wealth of Nations as read by Fidel Castro

How to Win Friends and Influence People as read by Don Rickles

How to Love your Wife till Death as read by O.J. Simpson

Be Your Own Man as read as read by Barry Switzer

The Jungle as read by Patricia Ireland
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From: Connie Goodnow [conniegn@microlink.net]

The Catechism of the Catholic Church as read by Jack Chick

The Color Purple as read by Bob Dole

Prisoner of Mao as read by Bill Clinton

The Joy Of Sex as read by Pat Robertson

Thirty Days to a Stronger Vocabulary by Homer J. Simpson
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The Jewish Book of Why as read by Adolf Hitler
Alice in Wonderland as read by Timothy Leary
Jack the Ripper as read by O.J. Simpson
The Declaration of Independence as read by King George III
Langenscheidt's Italian Phrase Book as read by Benito Mussolini
Heather has Two Mommies as read by Dennis Rodman
The Bible as read by Charles Darwin
The South was Right as read by Louis Farrakhan
A Life Wild and Perilous as read by Ben Stein
The Ultimate Sniper as read by John F. Kennedy
Mein Kampf as read by Bill Clinton
Death of a Nazi Army as read by Josef Stalin
Planet of the Apes as read by Carl Sagan
Guilt By Association as read by James Carville and Al Gore
Webster's Dictionary as read by Bill Clinton
Success for Dummies as read by Ross Perot
Don't Know Much About The Bible as read by Vernon Jordan
Moby Dick as read by Greenpeace
1984 as read by Ronald Reagan
The Descent of Man as read by Gerald Ford
Hell On The Eastern Front as read by The Weather Channel staff
The Jungle as read by Alicia Silverstone

Jordan Poss
c21poss@stc.net
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