One morning while the wife was making breakfast, her husband walked up to
her and pinched her on her butt saying, "You know, if you firmed this up we
could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she gritted her teeth and remained silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and
said,"You know, if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was just too much, so she rolled over and grabbed him by he penis.
With a death grip, she smiled sweetly and said, "You know, if you firmed
this up we could get rid of your brother!"
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