A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and
as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he
decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note. Romantic but not too
personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Sears and bought
a pair of white gloves. The younger sister purchased a pair of panties for
herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the
gloves, and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents,
he sealed the package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note:

Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I
would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones
which are easy to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the
pair she was wearing for the past weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had
her try yours on and she looked smart.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other
hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you
again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away
as they will be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope
you will wear them Friday night.

All My Love,

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.
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