From: tlimonce@drew.edu (Tom Limoncelli)
Newsgroups: du.chatter
Subject: Re: du.sex
Date: 6 May 91 15:01:53 GMT
> In article <1991May5.222106.88259@drew.edu>, wkimler@drew.edu writes:
>
> -Bill (could we have a du.sex newsgroup?)
How about:
du.sex.misc
General ranting
du.sex.who
Who's shacking up with who on campus
du.sex.where
Good places on campus to have sex (I'm sure it'd be filled by guys
thinking they're really original by posting "Hey girls, the best place
to have sex is whereever I am ... duhh huh huh huh")
du.sex.why
A newsgroup for good people like myself that ask, "Why have sex when
one can be studying?"
du.sex.wanted
A new cruising space.
du.sex.wanted.urgent
For those hard-pressed times.
du.sex.announce
For that post-coital boasting.
du.sex.wanted.group
For posting invitations.
du.sex.safer
The source for important information.
du.sex.alone
The safest kind of sex.
Of course, sophomore year I really could have used:
du.sex.roommates.are.really.loud.and.always.dont.wait.for.you.to.leave.the.room
--
Tom "Soon to be an Alum" Limoncelli '91
tlimonce
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