[Editor's Note: The following was written by Scott Corliss
(corliss@ccgate.ieminc.com) and Craig Mclean, in response to the Dogs vs.
Men article. It may be distributed with credit given to the authors.]

Why dogs are better than women:

Dogs like it when you leave the seat up
Dogs always let you have the remote
Dogs don't mind when you fart
Dogs never mean "Let's go shopping", when they ask to go out
Dogs don't make you throw out your old sweatshirt
Dogs don't complain when you leave your clothes on the floor
Dogs don't mind when you drop food on the oriental rug
Dogs can be trained to get a beer without complaining
"Snoop womany woman" sounds stupid
Dogs like it when your buddies come over to watch football
Dogs don't care if you watch 2 hockey games at once
Dogs don't mind when you have another dog or 2 sharing the same bed
Dogs don't retain water
Dogs don't require you to go to the store for special cravings
Dogs will kiss you even if you've ignored them for a while
Dogs don't slap you when you say "Fetch"
Dogs like it when you rub them in public
Bitch is a term of endearment for female dogs
Dogs don't require nearly as much primping to go out
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Why women are better than dogs:

Women moan when you rub the right spot, dogs just knock stuff off the
coffee table
Women don't have cold noses
"Doggy Style" is a lot more fun with a woman
Women don't urinate on the floor from excitement when you get home
Women smell nice when they're wet
Women, wow, I don't think about dogs that way

Funny, but both women and dogs give you that quizzical look when you start
talking...........
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