There is a fly over the river. There is a fish in the river. The fish says,
"if the fly drops six inches, I'll jump and grab it." There is a bear
behind a tree. The bear says, "if the fly drops six inches, the fish will
jump and grab the fly and I'll catch the fish." There is a hunter on the
other bank. The hunter says, "if the fly drops six inches, the fish will
jump and grab the fly, the bear will come from behind the tree and catch
the fish and I will shoot the bear." There is a mouse behind the hunter.
The mouse says, "if the fly drops six inches, the fish will grab the fly,
the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear and I will eat
the hunter's sandwich." There is a cat in the bush behind the mouse. The
cat says, "if the fly drops six inches, the fish will grab the fly, the
bear will catch the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will
eat the hunter's sandwich and I will catch the mouse." The fly drops six
inches. The fish jumps and grabs the fly. The bear comes from behind the
tree and catches the fish. The hunter shoots the bear. The mouse eats the
hunter's sandwich. The cat jumps, misses the mouse and falls into the
river.

MORAL:

When a fly drops six inches, a pussy is bound to get wet!
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