A man goes into his dentist's office with a terrible pain in his jaw. Soon
enough, he's in the chair and the doctor starts probing with his metal
pick.

"Does this hurt?" he asks, as his patient's knuckles whitened. Finally the
dentist stood back and asked:

"Do you eat lots of candy?"

"No."

"Do you drink lots of soda pop?"

"Very seldom."

"Have you been brushing every day?"

"Yes doctor, three times a day."

"Well, I can't think of anything that's causing all the cavities you have.
Can you think of anything?"

"Well, I do like hollandaise sauce an awful lot."

"Hollandaise sauce?"

"Yes, I love the stuff. I have it on everything. On toast, eggs, cereal,
ice-cream, pancakes, and so on. I just can't get enough of it!"

"Well, I'll tell you what, let me put in a plate and see if it helps."

The dentist put a plate into his patients mouth, and sent him on his way,
with instructions to come back in six months for a check-up. The months
passed quickly enough, and soon the man was back into the chair.

"Doc, I can't believe it! Since you put that plate in, I've had no problems
with my teeth at all! What was it made of anyway?"

"It was a chrome plate."

"Chrome? Why a chrome plate?"

"Well you know," said the dentist...

"THERE'S NO PLATE LIKE CHROME FOR THE HOLLANDAISE!!!"
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