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From: knodel@cis.ohio-state.edu (Jeff Knodel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Kids say the funniest things
Date: 31 Jul 91 10:30:04 GMT

Excerpted from the Columbus Dispatch, (compiled by 'accent' staff) 5/15/91:
[Accent is the only portion of the Dispatch worth reading, IMHO]

"Accent asked students at Columbus' Beck School, and Dublin's Chapman
Elementary to study a list of 20 axioms with the key words missing."

[Here are a few of my favorites:]

If you can't stand the heat, get a Pool.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.

A bird in the hand is messy.

Don't count your chickens, eat them.

You can't teach and old dog new math.

When in Rome, do Roman numerals in math.
When in Rome, do bulls run around town?

Too many cooks, so little meals.

A fool and his money are my best friends.

A penny saved is one cent.

Look before you run into a pole.

A watched pot never disappears.

A rolling stone makes you flat.
A rolling stone is a singing rock group.

Every cloud has a wet spot.
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