A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife,
"Gee, honey, your butt is as wide as the BBQ grill." The wife, naturally,
ignored his remark.
A little later, the husband, measuring tape in hand, walked over to his
wife. While she was bending over to tend to her flower bed, he measured
her back side. "Honey, your butt IS as wide as the grill."
She again ignored his remark. Later that night, while in bed, the husband
began to feel frisky. He rolled over to initiate a play session when his
wife calmly turned to him and said, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the
grill for one little weiner, you're out of your mind."
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