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WHISKEY

From: davevi@orgasm.UUCP (David Van Iderstine)
Subject:Whiskey and Worms
Date: 4 Sep 91 23:30:07 GMT

[heard from a friend]

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 9th grade class a lesson about
the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of
water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm
first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm
in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly
sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Scott, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded,
"Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
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