Two new elements have been discovered.

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Element : WOMAN
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : 120 (more or less)

Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used
well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity to gold,
silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to
absorb great amount of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed beside
a better specimen. Ages rapidly.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for disintegration of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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Element : MAN
Symbol : XY
Common Name(s) : Varies anywhere from John to !@#$&*!
Atomic Weight : 180+/-100

Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out of
shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.
Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as
young, fresh samples.

Chemical Properties: Attempt to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also,
tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with
Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating
with alcohol.

Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to
produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins
to smell.
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