ITALY

ITALY

One day Ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat
breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only
one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you
no understand . I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss
onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me
sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon
and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna
fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you
better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the
lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I
call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I
say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit
onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me
sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say
piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.
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ITALY

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