A couple was on their honeymoon, laying in bed, about ready to consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
confession to make- I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big
thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one
other guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Arnold Palmer."

"Arnold Palmer the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with
him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the
husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" says the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry. I was
going to call room service and get some food."

"Arnie wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Arnie do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his
wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the
phone. "What are you doing?" She says. The husband says, "I'm still hungry
so I was going to get room service to get some food."

"Arnie wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Arnie do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."

The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his
wife one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself
over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room
service?"

"No! I'm calling Palmer to find out what's par for this hole!

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