Don't Want My WIN NT
(Sung to the tune of Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")

Don't want my....
Don't want my WIN NT....

Now look at them yo-yo's that's not the way to do it
Suck up your resources with WIN NT
It ain't workin' that's not the way to do it
Headaches for nothin' and Explorer for free
Now that ain't workin' that's not the way to do it
Lemme tell ya them guys are dumb
Need ten times the hardware for 2 new features
You can count the advantages on your thumbs

We gotta install Pentium Pro computers
Custom install delivery
We gotta move these green screen monitors
We gotta move these old PC?s

See the little faggot with the pimples and the glasses
Yeah, buddy that's his own Lear
That little faggot got his own mountain castle
That little faggot he's a billionaire

We gotta install Pentium Pro computers
Custom install delivery
We gotta move these EGA monitors
We gotta move these old PC?s

I shoulda learned to configure UNIX
I shoulda learned Solarus OS
Look at that tower it?s super computer
Gotta double the RAM so it don?t swap to disk
But it?s bloated, sluggish and crashing
Wish running OS/2 wasn?t such a risk

It ain't workin' that's not the way to do it
Headaches for nothin' and Explorer for free

We gotta install Pentium Pro computers
Custom install delivery
We gotta move these green screen monitors
We gotta move these old PC?s

Now that ain't workin' that's not the way to do it
Suck up your resources with WIN NT
It ain't workin' that's not the way to do it
Headaches for nothin' and Explorer for free
Headaches for nothin' and Explorer for free
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