What Not To Name Your Dog

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Spot" I made the mistake of
calling mine "Sex".

Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to city hall to
renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He
said, "I'd like to have one too!" Then I said, "But this is for a dog." He
said, "I don't care what she looks like." Then I said, "You don't
understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must
have been quite a kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. Not
wanting the dog to bother us, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my
wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the
place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at
night." The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a dog show, before the competition began, Another
contestant asked me what I was doing. I told him that I planned to have Sex
in the show. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. When I asked
if the show was televised he called me a pervert.

I left my dog at the Veterinarian. When I went to pick him up I said, "I've
come for my dog." She said, "Which one, Spot or Rover?" I said, "What about
Sex?" She slapped me. After I straightened out the misunderstanding, I
asked if Sex was good for her. She slapped me again.

Sex ran away, I went to the dog pound. As I was looking in all the cages
the operator up to me. I said I'm looking for Sex. He said I was looking in
all the wrong places.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the
dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." He said, "What's
your point, so did I." I said, "But my wife wants to take Sex away." He
said, "That's what happens in a divorce."

Last night Sex ran off. I spent hours looking for him all over town. A cop
came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock
in the morning?" I said I was looking for Sex.

My case comes up Friday.
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