An acquaintance, having seen a great many inquiries about whether his
company's software is Year 2000 compliant, is considering using this as his
new standard response:
We are quite confident that all of our systems are Year 2000 Compliant.
However, we have over a two year backlog of Year 2000 Compliance forms to
fill out, so according to our scheduling database, you should hear back
from us in June, 1900.
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