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From: JmJ (xalexa@LOA.COM)
I submitted this in an "under 10 minute" essay contest- the topic of the
contest being "Nakedness":
He said that I would look more attractive if I were shaved. He said I would
love the nakedness of it all. He said it was stylish. He said I would feel
cleaner. He said it wouldn't hurt. He said he had been thinking about this
for a long time. He said he would do it himself.
He said he would be careful. He said he would go slow. He said was ready to
begin. He said to lay down. He said that he would help me relax. He said he
loved me. He said he felt like an artist. He said he was done. He said he
adored the way it looked. He said he was pleased with his work. He said he
wanted to show me off. He said he needed to take me out like this. He said
that he wanted people to see me like this. He said we would have a most
exciting day. He said he would be right back. He said he had to get his
shoes on.
I said... Well I didn't say anything. Poodles don't talk.
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