TOP TWENTY SIGNS THAT YOU ARE FROM PHILLY

You must be from Philly if...

1. You realize that your favorite dessert is wooder ice. (It comes in
churry, strawburry, and other assorted flavors.)

2. You find yourself using "Yo" and "Youse guys" when talking long distance
to family members.

3. You know how to spell Schuylkill.

4. You think $2,500 for insurance on a '79 Toyota is a bargain.

5. You find yourself at a nice restaurant thinking, "This would only be
three bucks at a truckstop."

6. You can sleep soundly through gunshots in the neighborhood.

7. You visit New York and notice how clean it is.

8. You believe that the car on your side, flashing its turn signal, wants
you to close the gap with the car in front.

9. You can't eat fries without Cheeze Whiz.

10. You find street people greet you by first name.

11. You don't think Wawa sounds funny.

12. You snub a cheesesteak that isn't on an Amoroso roll.

13. Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live on the same
block.

14. You know who Jim O'Brien is and how he died.

15. You love scrapple for breakfast.

16. You know what Jerry Pennacolli is famous for.

17. You took a vacation at the shore (and liked it).

18. You know where to find the Rocky statue.

19. Only tourists go to Geno and Pat's for an authentic cheesesteak.

20. You buy soft pretzels at a traffic light.
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